From my friend in the Pacific Northwest:
"What would a cake taste like if you tried to make it without eggs?"
"At least the batter will be okay to lick, since it doesn't have eggs in it."
[Upon unexpectedly discovering a carton of eggs]
"Great! Now my batter will be unhealthy!"
"Oh, the flooding wasn't bad. Nothing got...Well, a few things got swept away, but it really wasn't that bad."
"...and the roads were all closed because the rain pretty much washed them out. So then I got bored and went for a walk."