During a three-way IM last night:
9:15:15 PM Emily: Socrates said that men have the best of worlds
9:15:28 PM Emily: Because if they marry a beautiful wife, they have a gorgeous companion
9:15:44 PM TheBaroness: And if not they become philosophers
9:15:51 PM Emily: Hahaha, exactly
9:15:58 PM TheBaroness: I think we all know that one
9:16:19 PM The Cobbler: It's one of my favorites.
9:16:32 PM The Cobbler: My question is what if I was already a philosopher?
9:16:41 PM TheBaroness: Then you have to marry a beautiful woman
9:16:45 PM TheBaroness: Tough luck
9:16:48 PM Emily: Yeah
9:16:52 PM The Cobbler: XD