Because they say a picture's worth a thousand words, and I haven't time to type out the long and insightful posts dancing about in my head.
"Why would you want to go back to college when you can stay and pet me?"
"I need a belly rub."
"But eating the camera is so much more fun than posing!"
"I look like I'm getting a belly rub, but really Mommy is holding me down for a photo op."