While discussing the concept of "cultural literacy":
Me: I think that once you get married that's pretty much the end of any coolness you might once have had. [Note: Not that married people aren't awesome, they just have other concerns rather than TV shows and music and other such things.]
Scott: Yes, but then you get to spend the rest of your life with someone who knows everything.
Not even 19 years old, and already he's figured out that women know everything. :)