1. Scott looks good in a suit. (I just thought it, Rebekah said it out loud.)
2. Example of how you can never tell what he's going to come up with next: "In an adverbially metaphorical language, instead of saying 'to kiss' you'd say 'to love mouthwise.'"
3. Tootsie Rolls are a low-fat food, did you know that? I'm eating healthy right now!