Unfortunately, this post is not about Cow Shea's blog. Rather, the title is meant to represent, in his words, "an abrupt quizzical squeal".
Today the womenfolk of our family went grocery shopping (our resident representative of the other half of the species was at work). While getting lightbulbs I saw out of the corner of my eye what looked like a rosary. Naturally I turned to investigate, since most grocery stores don't just sell rosaries.
It was an air freshener. For your car. Designed to look like a rosary.
Words fail me.