Last night, my household coordinator and I went shopping for our Secret Santa party (which is today). I was having a hard time finding something that was a good present but under the five-dollar limit.
Me: "Okay, what does Terri* like?"
Buttercup: "Well, she's a girl."
Me: "Buttercup, we're all girls."
Buttercup: "No, I mean a girl."
Me: "Oh, one of those girls."
I won't say what I got her, but I will say that it is pink.
*Names changed to protect privacy.