Morgan [in the hallway of the classroom building]: "Megan, Megan!"
Morgan: "I have a really odd question. Do you know Jackie's class schedule?"
Me: "No. Why?"
Morgan: "I need to find her so I can ask to borrow her car."
Me: "Oh. Well, I have her number. You can go into our room and get it off my cell phone*."
Morgan: "I might do that."
*Of course, I did not have my cell phone on my person at the time. I am terrible about carrying/checking it.