Saturday, April 18, 2009

How We Roll, Dating Edition

In the Servant's common room this afternoon:

Scott: "Do you have any envelopes?"

Me: "Scads. Why?"

Scott: "Because I have a letter for you but I don't have any envelopes."

Me: "So you want me to give you an envelope, and then you are going to put my letter in it, and then give it to me, and then I will take it out and read it?"

Scott: "Yeah."

Me: "Okay. I'll be right back."

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[Scott removed his arm from around my shoulders in order to open his water bottle]

Me: "I can open a water bottle with one hand."

...

Me: "Of course, I can't drink out of it without spilling it all down myself, but hey, I have all the important skills."

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