Today I figured out how to eliminate the border around a text box in Microsoft Word. Yes, I'm proud of myself. That little accomplishment reminded me of a conversation I had with my dad about 10 years ago:
Dad: "Megan, what did you do today?"
Young Megan: "...and I played Word..."
Dad: "Um, Megan, you do realize that Word isn't a game, right?"
Young Megan: "Huh?"
Dad: "Never mind."
(Speaking of playing Word, I need to get back to my novel as soon as finals are over. Hold me accountable, okay?)