Scott just told me that I have STATS. I did not know this.
I will not bore you with all my stats. I will just give a shout-out to Jen at Conversion Diary, because apparently about half the people who visit my site come from her. (Most, if not all, because of Seven Quick Takes.)
But very very very few of you comment. Like, 5% of you. Tops.
Obviously, you are all so in awe of my brilliance that you are struck speechless.