Monday, July 22, 2013

Conversations with my husband

"I need my cape!"

(Said as he swept our fuzzy blanket off the back of the chair and wrapped it around his shoulders.)


"Why are you eating your half of the bacon before I put it in your omelette?"

"How do you know only half of the bacon is mine? Maybe three-quarters is mine."

"Why would three-quarters of the bacon be yours?"

"Because there are two of me?"

"There's only one of you. Besides, there'd have to be three of you for three-quarters of the bacon to be yours."

"Fine then. Two-thirds of the bacon."


Becky D. said...

I laughed so hard about the bacon and the math. I had already told Dad your ice cream comment to Scott Saturday. I shared my leftover Ben and Jerry's with my dear husband and remarked that Scott was not likely to get any of yours.

The Sojourner said...

What did I say about the ice cream on Saturday? I forget.

Becky D. said...

You were getting a little more of YOUR ice cream and Scott made a comment of we have ice cream and you said something along the lines no I have ice cream. I had to hold in the snicker.

The Sojourner said...

In my defense, he had JUST finished a bunch of sherbet that I bought especially for him. It's not like he never gets special ice cream.