Saturday, August 16, 2014

Ways to keep a baby entertained indefinitely for less than a dollar

Part One of many.

-Cardboard boxes: Purchase something you need off Amazon. The box comes free.

Warning: The baby may attempt to ingest the cardboard box. This will not injure him, but it might cause you to despair of his ever making it into an Ivy League college, since he is obviously challenged when it comes to "Food" v. "Not Food."

-Ice cream buckets: Buy ice cream in a giant bucket. Eat all the ice cream. Wash the bucket. It is now a baby toy.

-Peaches: Price for half a peach: Maybe a quarter. Time it kept baby entertained: 23 minutes. That's basically forever in 9-month-old time.

(Okay, he's not going to be nine months until Wednesday. But he's getting SO BIG!)


Rosalie Shiffler said...

He's so big! And goodness, he did a better job actually eating that peach than my 2 year old does. Does Tad actually eat the skin?

The Sojourner said...

I'm not sure if he eats it or just chews it up and spits it out. I guess we'll see when he next poops. :p